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First Blogging of the Semester

March 13, 2012

Hello CRW 2 students. This is the first attempt at blogging this semester, so I thought it’d be best to keep this one light. For this activity, you’ll need to find a funny picture. Then write either a short conversation or a short story using the picture. Look at my example below:

 

“It was a day like any other,” thought Marvin. He had been busy at the office for most of the day. In the morning, his boss asked him to investigate a couple of mice that were stealing cheese, and in the afternoon, he had to rummage through some garbage cans. So, dinner and drinks with his coworkers at a local barbeque restaurant after work was great, perhaps too great. Now Marvin was drunk and on his way home, but he was not quite sure what he was doing. “Is this my house,” he (hiccup) wondered in his drunkeness. His key didn’t seem to work in the door, and he hadn’t remembered leaving the window open as he crawled through it. Everything in his apartment looked different. Suddenly, he heard a loud angry voice. He had entered the wrong apartment. Now, he was looking straight at a man with a gun, and things were about to get interesting.

 

Note: You may use any funny pictures, except ones that are too risque. Also, students in Prof. Todd’s class, please use (T) after your screen name, as in Bookworm  (T) or laughsalot (T). For Conor’s class please leave a (C).

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  1. Chaily (T) permalink
    March 14, 2012 5:23 pm

    ‘Since long and long times ago, when Mother Earth was created by a riddling reason, it has been believed that we all are offspring of Adam and Eve.’ “No!!!” said Jimmbo. “Y’all started from the hood, man~ like us!” Clark intervened. “Meaning we’ve been like, all ghettos, yo?” Jimmbo in a bit rage. “I should pop yo tiny head! Who dah heck call us ghettos, man?!” George stepped in. “Whoa, whoa, whoa guys, easy~ There’s actually a theory that explains our ancestors were from Africa 2 million years ago. It’s called the Homo sapiens. They migrated into other continents.” “HEY! We ain’t homos!” Jimmbo grabbed George’s collar. “Settle down, children!” shouted Ms. Infidelly. “This is a religion class, not biology!” she added. John raised his hand. “But Ms. Infidelly, didn’t you hear the news?” “What?” she asked. “The government released a creature claimed to be the forefather of humanity. His kind’s been locked up in the basement of a placed called Area 51 over decades.” John handed his paper he was holding. Ms. Infidelly astonished, “My God.” A newspaper’s entitled “True Meaning of Australopithecus Unveiled.”

    Auzzzziiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiieeeeeeeeeessssssssss…

    If it’s not funny at all, truly sorry I am.

  2. (T)Mary permalink
    March 14, 2012 8:20 pm

    http://www.captionthis.org/12463

    Two men were talking in the departmentstore. At then, one women with a huge corn passed by them. “Hey, look at her!” “Oh my god! Is she shrinked? or just that corn popped up?” ” What is she doing with that corn?” ” I don’t know. Maybe she has tones of husbands to feed with that corn.” “Or maybe she want to show that she can handle that giant corn without man.” “Worse thing is she have to get back in 10 minutes because she forgot to buy some butter.” “You are so mean!”

  3. Dalin(T) permalink
    March 15, 2012 12:51 am

    It was Ren`s birthday. She started her morning just like any other day. She ate breakfast, brushed her teeth, and wore a beautiful clothes. She felt really excited because she expected a birthday party that her friends had prepared to celebrate her birthday. But when she arrived at school, it seemed that no one knew when her birthday is. At first, she thought that all of her friends were pretending as if they really forgot her birthday event. However, when the school was over, she realized that no one seriously knew about her birthday. She was depressed. She came home and started to cry. Suddenly a certain thing appeared in front of her. It was her hamster. The hamster was holding a tiny birthday cake. On the one hand, she was confused to see that sight. On the other hand, she was relived because there was something that remembered and celebrated her birthday. Abruptly, she heard a noisy bell ring. Then, she woke up from her dream. Yes, it was just a dream.

    p.s-Professor, I don`t know how to attach picture.

  4. cripy (T) permalink
    March 15, 2012 8:27 am

    http://postfiles3.naver.net/20120315_34/cripy_13317676082156QYQ2_PNG/dispair.png?type=w3

    Another failure……
    He was a would-be actor. though he tried very hard, the entry barrier seemed too high for him. He always wondered why he could not pass the audition for the movie. One day, he was attending another audition and the judge said ” Your act lacks emotion. Try to think that you were in Hamlet’s shoes. Try the monologue again.” He was devastated. “I would never be an actor unless I free my feeling!” That moment, his talent of actor started to blossom. Being Hamlet himself, he slowly kneed and shouted out in lament. “Fraility, thy name is woman!”

    • Ferrari(T) permalink
      March 15, 2012 2:46 pm

      I can’t see your picture

      • proftodd permalink*
        March 16, 2012 2:28 pm

        It was available yesterday, but not today. Unfortunate. It was quite a funny picture of a cat in a dramatic thespian pose.

    • cripy permalink
      March 19, 2012 11:14 pm

      http://blog.naver.com/cripy/150134079428

      I’m leaving another link to the picture.

      try this one!

  5. watson (T) permalink
    March 15, 2012 6:54 pm

    http://cafe.naver.com/gray58.cafe?iframe_url=/ArticleRead.nhn%3Farticleid=72129&

    There was a curious and mischievous boy, Tony. He was particularly interested in animals.
    One day, he saw penguines in a zoo. As soon as he saw penguines, he came up with a funny idea.
    Coming back home, he spent all day thinking how he could practice his idea.
    Next day, he asked somebody who help practice his idea if he could get the doll mask like penguines in the zoo.
    Finally, he could get the doll mask and he was excited about seeing penguines’ reaction.
    He appeared wearing the doll mask in front of the penguines. Just then, penguines were gathering round him and they stared at him. The penguines seemed to consider Tony as their species.
    Surprisingly, Tony’s ridiculous and funny idea came true. It became a unforgettable experience for Tony. Yes!! The penguines were completely deceived by Tony.

  6. Elena(T) permalink
    March 15, 2012 8:50 pm

    http://www.captionthis.org/12427

    To be a celebrity.

    In one school, there was a boy who want to be a famous person of his school. Every day, he thought about the way to be a celebrity of school. However, he didn’t have any talent. Actually, in his school, there were small lake and rumor about that lake-” The man who cross this lake will get what the man want”. He decided to cross that lake. He prepared many equipments. Finally, he tried to cross the lake with equipments. He walked, walked and walked in the water. He thought, ‘oh, I can be a famous person soon!’ However, unfortunately, in the lake, there was a huge rock, so he didn’t move anymore. At that time the principle came to the lake and he saw the boy. After that, he became a famous person as an idiot who believes that fake rumor.

  7. Ferrari permalink
    March 15, 2012 11:47 pm

    http://postfiles5.naver.net/20110718_164/goodqlsu_1310919107892qTkKn_JPEG/naver_com_20110718_003725.jpg?type=w3

    A dog lives in an apartment. His name is Solo. He always wants to be alone and likes to listening to classic music. He also likes to read books with having a cup of coffee. He loves his apartment because it’s calm to spend his free time. Oneday he spent his free time reading a book as usual. He was frighted at sudden loud noise. It was an unknown sound. He could not concentrate on his hobby so he went to find the noise. He found the unknown sound was from downstairs. He knocked on the door, then the door. There was a pig in there. The pig spoke through a microphone ” What’ up? I prepare for an audition to be a singer.” Immediately, Solo shut the door and came back his room. ‘This coming audition will be the worst ever. Who ever thought that terrible noise was a song?’

  8. YSY(T) permalink
    March 16, 2012 4:48 pm

    http://www.google.co.kr/imgres?q=funny+picture&start=138&um=1&hl=ko&newwindow=1&sa=N&biw=1366&bih=567&tbm=isch&tbnid=JKfoN3BbXonjQM:&imgrefurl=http://funnyandspicy.com/wonderful-photographs-of-funny-and-naughty-babies&docid=j8H-L1jqq6mDrM&imgurl=http://funnyandspicy.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/02/Wonderful-photographs-of-funny-and-naughty-babies-5.jpg&w=700&h=435&ei=rudiT863EZGPiAfF7bHKBQ&zoom=1&iact=rc&dur=93&sig=110164458118611826370&page=9&tbnh=161&tbnw=243&ndsp=15&ved=1t:429,r:9,s:138&tx=173&ty=120

    They enjoy beer on the beach talking about hardships of their life.
    “It is so annoying to do homework!”
    “You can say that again. It is so hard to make fishes with colored parper.”
    “Of course, teacher always wants so many things to us!”
    “Yeah… and the boy I gave the chocolate didn’t give me candy today!”
    “I’m so sorry about that…”
    “Forget it. I’ll give another boy cholate tomorrow!”
    “I wish you good luck. How about your sister? Is she anooying you thesedays?”
    “She hasn’t changed a bit! It is owing to my mother! She always takes side on my sister!”
    “Take it easy! Actually, the world is full of suffering.”
    “But I have to take some actions on my sister!”
    “How about talking to her about hardships of kindergarten? She has to know about your suffering.”
    “I can’t agree with you more! She has to know the harship of life!”
    “Tell me the results tomorrow.”
    “No doubt! Anyway, I’m already worried about tomorrow. I have to go to kintergarten early, play with the girl I don’t like really, finish the drawing about my family…”
    “Let’s take no thought for tomorrow. Bottom up!”
    “Thanks, cheears!”

  9. YSY(T) permalink
    March 16, 2012 4:50 pm

    http://www.google.co.kr/imgres?q=funny+picture&start=138&um=1&hl=ko&newwindow=1&sa=N&biw=1366&bih=567&tbm=isch&tbnid=JKfoN3BbXonjQM:&imgrefurl=http://funnyandspicy.com/wonderful-photographs-of-funny-and-naughty-babies&docid=j8H-L1jqq6mDrM&imgurl=http://funnyandspicy.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/02/Wonderful-photographs-of-funny-and-naughty-babies-5.jpg&w=700&h=435&ei=rudiT863EZGPiAfF7bHKBQ&zoom=1&iact=rc&dur=93&sig=110164458118611826370&page=9&tbnh=161&tbnw=243&ndsp=15&ved=1t:429,r:9,s:138&tx=173&ty=120

    They enjoy beer on the beach talking about hardships of their life.
    “It is so annoying to do homework!”
    “You can say that again. It is so hard to make fishes with colored parper.”
    “Of course, teacher always wants so many things to us!”
    “Yeah… and the boy I gave the chocolate didn’t give me candy today!”
    “I’m so sorry about that…”
    “Forget it. I’ll give another boy cholate tomorrow!”
    “I wish you good luck. How about your sister? Is she anooying you thesedays?”
    “She hasn’t changed a bit! It is owing to my mother! She always takes side on my sister!”
    “Take it easy! Actually, the world is full of suffering.”
    “But I have to take some actions on my sister!”
    “How about talking to her about hardships of kindergarten? She has to know about your suffering.”
    “I can’t agree with you more! She has to know the harship of life!”
    “Tell me the results tomorrow.”
    “No doubt! Anyway, I’m already worried about tomorrow. I have to go to kintergarten early, play with the girl I don’t like really, finish the drawing about my family…”
    “Let’s take no thought for tomorrow. Bottom up!”
    “Thanks, cheers!”

  10. YSY(T) permalink
    March 16, 2012 4:57 pm

    They enjoy beer on the beach talking about hardships of their life.
    “It is so annoying to do homework!”
    “You can say that again. It is so hard to make fishes with colored parper.”
    “Of course, teacher always wants so many things to us!”
    “Yeah… and the boy I gave the chocolate didn’t give me candy today!”
    “I’m so sorry about that…”
    “Forget it. I’ll give another boy cholate tomorrow!”
    “I wish you good luck. How about your sister? Is she anooying you thesedays?”
    “She hasn’t changed a bit! It is owing to my mother! She always takes side on my sister!”
    “Take it easy! Actually, the world is full of suffering.”
    “But I have to take some actions on my sister!”
    “How about talking to her about hardships of kindergarten? She has to know about your suffering.”
    “I can’t agree with you more! She has to know the harship of life!”
    “Tell me the results tomorrow.”
    “No doubt! Anyway, I’m already worried about tomorrow. I have to go to kintergarten early, play with the girl I don’t like really, finish the drawing about my family…”
    “Let’s take no thought for tomorrow. Bottom up!”
    “Thanks, cheears!”
    Life is hard for everyone in the world!

  11. YSY(T) permalink
    March 16, 2012 5:03 pm

    http://www.google.co.kr/imgres?q=funny+picture&start=154&hl=ko&newwindow=1&sa=X&biw=1366&bih=567&tbm=isch&prmd=imvnsula&tbnid=JKfoN3BbXonjQM:&imgrefurl=http://funnyandspicy.com/wonderful-photographs-of-funny-and-naughty-babies&docid=j8H-L1jqq6mDrM&imgurl=http://funnyandspicy.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/02/Wonderful-photographs-of-funny-and-naughty-babies-5.jpg&w=700&h=435&ei=fvFiT9-RGYSaiAeW78DXBQ&zoom=1&iact=rc&dur=230&sig=110164458118611826370&page=10&tbnh=164&tbnw=198&ndsp=18&ved=1t:429,r:1,s:154&tx=157&ty=47They enjoy beer on the beach talking about hardships of their life.

    “It is so annoying to do homework!”
    “You can say that again. It is so hard to make fishes with colored parper.”
    “Of course, teacher always wants so many things to us!”
    “Yeah… and the boy I gave the chocolate didn’t give me candy today!”
    “I’m so sorry about that…”
    “Forget it. I’ll give another boy cholate tomorrow!”
    “I wish you good luck. How about your sister? Is she anooying you thesedays?”
    “She hasn’t changed a bit! It is owing to my mother! She always takes side on my sister!”
    “Take it easy! Actually, the world is full of suffering.”
    “No doubt! I’m already worried about tomorrow. I have to go to kintergarten early, play with the girl I don’t like really, finish the drawing about my family…”
    “Let’s take no thought for tomorrow. Bottom up!”
    Life is hard for everyone in the world!

  12. IDGOMIN(T) permalink
    March 16, 2012 9:24 pm

    Last Thursday, we read the essay “Cancer Risks”. I had a chance to know the fact that if we are eating better, exercising regularly, and staying out of the sun, we will reduce our risks of cancer. Actually, my father’s elder brother passed away because of cancer. I didn’t exactly know what kinds of cancer. But, It was too sad story.
    Anyway, I found intersting reserch on diabates through the internet news. According to the statistics, people eating too much white rice are more likely to become diabetes than are normal people. I usaully cosider that eating sweet like chocolate, candy it can only cause of diabetes. But, my assumption was wrong. There are some reasons different from my idea. The doctor of medicine SunnChi, who works in Harvard Medical School, he conducted survey of Chineses,Japanese, American, and Australia. I was surprised that eating white rice may be harmful to me and my family and beyond Koreans. So I think that we had better eat various kinds of grains, such as brown rice, boiled barely, red bean. Also, eating organic foods is good for our health. Before eating organic foods, it needs to wash due to organic cas pose potential bacteria in the process of growing and the natural pesticides used on organic foods could be just as dangerous as synthetic ones. Keep in mind these suggestions and stay your healthy.

  13. SUN(T) permalink
    March 16, 2012 9:48 pm

    http://cafe.naver.com/pchrome.cafe?iframe_url=/ArticleRead.nhn%3Farticleid=864&

    It was the last month that I and my baby took two small blue pills because of cold. A doctor prescribed these pills for both of us and he said that we should take them after the dinner and we did. Suddenly, our faces exchanged. Now, I look like a my little baby and my baby looks like me. At first, I try to do everything to fix this weird thing, but it didn’t work. One good thing is that I quit my smoking and drinking because I cannot buy those things. My baby? My baby is taken a luxury facial massage everyday to look young. Thesedays, we are gradually accustomed to this weird thing and hope to back to my originl day.

  14. Celine (T) permalink
    March 16, 2012 10:38 pm

    http://blog.naver.com/lhm89511

    There was a little kitty named Sam. One day, while he was hanging out with his friends as usual he saw a group of lion cubs growling and biting. It seemed quite wonderful and fascinating to him who never neither growls nor bites. Suddenly, he wondered how the lion’s lives are so he decided to visit their habitat. As he almost reached there, he heard the lions sneering at him. Sam felt insignificant so he came home and started to ponder how he could look like a lion, actually, he wanted be a lion. After thought about hundreds of ways, he decided to wear a lion’s mask so that he could menace others like a real lion, king of jungle. With wearing it, he visited there again. He expected to make them be afraid of him but by contrast, they made fun of him. He got extremely disappointed and frustrated. On his way home, he came across a cat wearing boots. The cat was just a normal cat but he looked nice in his outfit and he had a quality that attracts others. Sam approached him and asked him how he could look so nice and he confessed his worries to him. With hearing that, the cat in boots said to him. “Do you really think you are inferior to the lions? Don’t you know how many benefits we have unlike them? First of all, we can jump from high place to the ground. Secondly, we are the most flexible animal in the world. Thirdly, we have highly beautiful and pure eyes that could even attract people. As a matter of fact, we have a big number of uncountable virtues.” Finally, Sam found himself beautiful and he learned that he has his own value as a cat. He never tried to be other creatures again and proud of being a cat.

  15. Heather(T) permalink
    March 16, 2012 10:42 pm

    Hello. Let me introduce myself. My name is Oscar, a beloved cat from Michigan. Goodness! Today was another tough day for me as usual. But that doesn’t mean that I’m unhappy. Trust me. I’m really happy. Okay. Frankly, I have a little trouble with him. It’s not serious, though. He is such a adorable boy and I love him so much. But he has a serious problem which is fatal to me. The problem is that he doesn’t feed me properly. All right. I admit that I once thought that I had mastered every aspect of human-beings. Okay, at least almost all of it. But I guess I was overly trusting myself. I thought everyone knows that cats love fresh fish. Schools all around the world must be teaching this to children at this very moment, I’m sure. It seems that Mike isn’t aware of it at all. He feeds me with his favorite goodies. It would be my luckiest day if I find canned tuna for my lunch when I walk in the kitchen, rubbing my eyes and struggling in my still sweet siesta. It’s been very painstaking for me to practice grabbing the glass of the little aquarium full of fish and standing up as human-beings do to show Mike how badly I want those fish for my meals. Look at my legs. Can’t you see that they are like skeleton because of lack of nutrients? To keep my fur glossy I really need some protein from those fish. Look at my admiring eyes. Oh. I beg you not to think that I’m a poor cat. I’m really happy and content with my life. See, Mike is calling me and saying it’s my bed time. He always lets me sleep next to him in his warm and cozy room. I enjoy it even though I sometimes recall the joyful memories of my childhood. I used to sleep outside, enjoying cool breeze that was tickling my face. Oh, he just said ‘Chop-chop.’ It’s a final call. I should be there in a minute. So, folks, I’ve gotta finish this up and run to him. Wish me good luck. Oh. I mean, you don’t have to. Never mind. I guess I’m going to be fine. Even though I’m starving all the time, I still love him so much. However, I would be really appreciate it if someone comes to me and predicts when this will be end.

    Hmm. I’m really sorry for such a long story. I had so much pressure to make the story funny. At first, I tried to make it funny but I failed. It came out rather a sad story, a sad soliloquy of a cat. So I revised it a little but it’s still too sad to be called as a funny story… T.T Understand me, please. Thank you.

    My picture is the last one. Thank you 🙂

  16. March 17, 2012 12:53 am

    One day, A truck was going on the road. The truck driver stopped to buy beverages in front of the convenience store. Meanwhile, ducks escaped from the truck. But the truck driver didn’t know the fact. So the truck left. The duck family wander on the street. A few hours later, ducks was hungry. But ducks didn’t find something to eat. By chance, clever ducks saw that people buy foods with money. Because ducks need money to buy foods, they planned to get some money. Baby ducks draw interst of people and mother duck stole people’s money. Finally, ducks ate delicious foods.

    http://cafe.naver.com/mayf2.cafe?iframe_url=/ArticleRead.nhn%3Farticleid=34816&

  17. Jasmine(C1) permalink
    March 17, 2012 6:23 pm

    http://cafe.naver.com/tk040301.cafe?iframe_url=/ArticleRead.nhn%3Farticleid=1224&

    As usual, I was talking to my friends in a coffee shop after school. I said “isn’t it so boring? I mean, entertainments in Korea are too limited like watching movies, chatting with friends, and then drinking alcohol or chatting with friends, watching movies, and then drinking alcohol. What about you guys?” “Yeah, right. I think so. I usually spend my time doing like that when I hang out with friend.” one of my friends said. But, at the moment, another one of my friends said “Hey you guys, you’re sounding like you’re full and pretty lucky!”. And then he showed us a picture by which we counld understand what he wanted to tell us. “Have you ever installed a supersized screen to watch movie or made a pool table to paly pool with your friends? If you haven’t, do not complain like children!” he added.

  18. wipa permalink
    March 17, 2012 7:16 pm

    http://blog.naver.com/barkhyesung/80155724173

    One day, a squirrel named Jessica was going to travel to Europe. She needed lots of money to go shopping and eat delicious food in Britain, Italy and France. To make the money, she had worked a part time job for a lone time. The job was very hard, but she stood with a goal which was “Go to the Europe!!”. The first destination was London in Britain. Staying 5 days, she enjoyed much delicious food, coffee and cakes. And she bought luxury clothes, bags and shoes. She felt “This is what l want!!!! I’m so happy to die!!”. The Jessica’s rich life went on in Italy and France too. She was very excited, but, in her heart, she was feeling the unknown anxiety. So she checked her wallet and said like this. “OMG!!!!!!!! Where’s my lovely money? Where, Where? “. She was full of concern and dropped tears. She did not have money anymore. She couldn’t buy even a bottle of water. She kept crying, wandering the street in France. When Jessica complained of thirst, she found a bottle of Coke left on the street. She was hesitant to eat it for a moment, but finally ate it. She murmured, “It is no use crying over split milk. I should have spent money sparingly. ” Finally, she had a big lesson from this and went back home.

    • wipa(c2) permalink
      March 17, 2012 7:19 pm

      I just forgot to write (c2) next to my nickname.

      • wipa(c2) permalink
        March 17, 2012 7:22 pm

        I posted just now, but there’s no my posting.
        This is my posting!

        http://blog.naver.com/barkhyesung/80155724173

        One day, a squirrel named Jessica was going to travel to Europe. She needed lots of money to go shopping and eat delicious food in Britain, Italy and France. To make the money, she had worked a part time job for a lone time. The job was very hard, but she stood with a goal which was “Go to the Europe!!”. The first destination was London in Britain. Staying 5 days, she enjoyed much delicious food, coffee and cakes. And she bought luxury clothes, bags and shoes. She felt “This is what l want!!!! I’m so happy to die!!”. The Jessica’s rich life went on in Italy and France too. She was very excited, but, in her heart, she was feeling the unknown anxiety. So she checked her wallet and said like this. “OMG!!!!!!!! Where’s my lovely money? Where, Where? “. She was full of concern and dropped tears. She did not have money anymore. She couldn’t buy even a bottle of water. She kept crying, wandering the street in France. When Jessica complained of thirst, she found a bottle of Coke left on the street. She was hesitant to eat it for a moment, but finally ate it. She murmured, “It is no use crying over split milk. I should have spent money sparingly. ” Finally, she had a big lesson from this and went back home.

    • March 18, 2012 6:24 pm

      Your post won’t come up automatically – you have to wait for myself or Todd to moderate it! Sorry, I’ve had a busy weekend with Saint Patrick’s Day I’m a little slow 🙂

  19. Savanna(C1) permalink
    March 17, 2012 9:01 pm

    My name is Fluff. I was adopted into the Kims when I was a baby. Although It was not my choice, I’m happy that I’m one of the Kims.
    To be exact, I was happy until a little half-fledged sparrow appeared to us. “Fluff, come and see this.”, shouted Maggie, “It is barely breathing. we should take care of this little bird.” From the
    day we found it on the grass, the fragile creature seemed to distract my compassionate sister Maggie and brother Max away from me.

    By the time the sparrow became full-fledged, I thought,”It’s time to get rid of the bird.” While Maggie and Max were busy building a model rocket launcher,I brought a model rocket to Maggie. “Good girl, Fluff” ,she said,”It feels a little heavier than before, I hope this one will succeed. And then, the rocket blasted off from the ground. “One day, our sparrow will soar like the rocket.”, murmured Max.
    ‘ Bye sparrow! I hope you find your family there.’ ,I thought.

  20. Zakk (C1) permalink
    March 18, 2012 12:30 am

    My name is Jack sparrow. I think I was a cool guy until I met my girl friend suzi.
    she’s a really attractive and beautiful girl, but she always makes me crazy.
    Because she had a lot of boy friends and she often met them while I was working.
    I tried to understand her autosuggesting myself that she’s just friendly and outgoing.

    But one day. I saw she kiss with another guy. I got mad with anger but at that time I just
    went back to the home. after cool-down, called her to meet. I wanted to be cool facing the
    situation like this, but It was very difficult to be calm and was really painful. Because
    I truly loved her. even if she loved before, it’s over now.

    I met her at a cafe to say goodbye her. Her look has no difference as usual.
    It made me mad more. So I said her to break up,
    then she said just “ok.” What a cool girl. and she said “you done? then I’ll go. bye.”

    “what the……!!”

    Yes. althogh you don’t love me, I can’t let you go.
    I’m the worst nerd in the world!

    http://www.captionthis.org/12483

  21. March 18, 2012 1:10 am

    Always spending so much money whenever I became a freshmen things like school supplies and clothes. Maybe I had spent more than 1K for these realizing it gives nothing at the end. Fancy Highlight Pen, Marker, Sharp pencil whatever it would desappeared in 1week. Finally I found BIC is the best. I have to say this one little cheap 1 dollar pen is the most definite and steady item in the world.

  22. March 18, 2012 1:19 am

    I always spent so much money in buying stuff like school supplies when become freshmen or srarting a new semester. With nice maker, sharp pencil and highlight marker would give me an A for me it ain’t anyway. Maybe I’ve spent almos 1000000 won for buying those just before realize BIC is the best. The most STEADY, DEFINITE, DOMINANT pen in the WORLD. I would rather spend my money buying some clothes than school stuff. Those boys aren’t doing with your grade so please don’t buy it too much.

  23. March 18, 2012 2:23 am

    http://www.quiterly.com/4299/school-supplies?ref=nf

    I always spent so much money in buying stuff like school supplies when become freshmen or srarting a new semester. With nice maker, sharp pencil and highlight marker would give me an A for me it ain’t anyway. Maybe I’ve spent almos 1000000 won for buying those just before realize BIC is the best. The most STEADY, DEFINITE, DOMINANT pen in the WORLD. I would rather spend my money buying some clothes than school stuff. Those boys aren’t doing with your grade so please don’t buy it too much.

  24. nanda239 permalink
    March 18, 2012 2:54 am

    Nasri(C1)

    http://www.quiterly.com/4299/school-supplies?ref=nf

    I always spent so much money in buying stuff like school supplies when become freshmen or srarting a new semester. With nice maker, sharp pencil and highlight marker would give me an A for me it ain’t anyway. Maybe I’ve spent almos 1000000 won for buying those just before realize BIC is the best. The most STEADY, DEFINITE, DOMINANT pen in the WORLD. I would rather spend my money buying some clothes than school stuff. Those boys aren’t doing with your grade so please don’t buy it too much.

  25. Gee (T) permalink
    March 18, 2012 7:15 am

    http://www.captionthis.org/12393

    One day, a cat which was called Ham and civilized met a dog called Bell . They talked about their favorite food.

    Bell said to a Ham

    “Hey Dude, what is your favorite food?”

    Ham said to Bell

    “Absolutely I like a hot dog.”

    After Ham said, Bell was embarrassed because He couldn’t imagine his People that were eaten by a small cat.

    Ham suggested eating hot dog to Bell added like this.

    “Last night I ate two hot dogs.

    Its taste is fantastic. Especially the meatiness was tender. You would like a hot dog”

    Simultaneously Bell hit on an event that his two people were dead by something he couldn’t know.

    He was furious because he thought Ham killed his brothers.

    Imaging the scene of homicide he couldn’t stand it and gathered his fellow to revenge Ham for his pool little brothers.

    soon after His 4 brother come to beat the Murder Ham.

    Situation was bad to Ham. Could he solve the misapprehension? or could he die?

  26. March 18, 2012 9:56 am

    http://www.captionthis.org/12367

    There are 3 newly married couples. It looks like they just got married. But they all look serious. Even the wedding ceremony is an event that would celebrated the most in one’s life, the contracting parties do not look so.

    When I was young, even these days. My father often tell me that do not marry early. Marriage means your life will be supressed forever and freedom is gone for your whole life.

    I think it does make sense, marriage means you have to drink alcohol as fast as you can to get home early. Marriage means you have to be dignified at home because your children are there to be a role model of them. Marriage means you have to withstand your nagging wife. Come home early!, Do vacuum cleaning in Sunday morning!, Wash often!, Get more money! etc. Fathers have to endure all those things forever.

    When I saw that picture, I suddenly got ideas that I have heard of getting married from adults. Thinking of married life, those newly married couples’ faces can be understood. Haha!

  27. Amy(T) permalink
    March 18, 2012 10:30 am

    There was Jack who was crazy about alcohol. He was a heavy drinker and also heavy smoker. His family and his neighbors were really worried about him so they had tried to persuade him not to drink alcohol. One of his friend, Mark, was also a strong drinker. They were always hang out together and stayed up all night drinking. People thought Mark had been contaminated slowly by him. This was because Mark was a kind of diligent person, but after becaming friend with Jack, he changed. The situation grew worse day by day. People around Jack became alcoholic and crocked themselves. However, they could not realized that it was serious problem that they were enjoying drinking and smoking. One day the accident happened. His best friend, Mark, died of a heart attack. Other people blamed Jack for Mark’s dead. Jack got shocked and decided not to drink anymore. But, it couldn’t be more difficult for him to give up drinking at once, so that he was tormented and got stressed out. Eventually, he could overcome his alcoholic because of another event!!
    One night when he entered his home with drunken, he saw an amazing scene.
    ↓ This is what he saw that night

    http://imgv.search.daum.net/viewer/search?w=imgviewer&SearchType=tab&ResultType=tab&q=%B0%AD%BE%C6%C1%F6+%BC%FA+%BB%E7%C1%F8&SortType=tab&sidx=0

  28. Wicked(T) permalink
    March 18, 2012 3:34 pm

    http://blog.naver.com/nal0213/150134335076

    Hello, my name is Tom. Today is the most important day for me.
    I have been preparing this huge project for a month.
    You might think I am so mean but the truth is not.
    Jerry, the wicked mouse, always makes fun of me using his tiny and agile body.
    Because of him, an image of all the cats became stupid and cruel.
    That is why I made this big plan.
    I am just waiting for the moment that he is close to the cheese to eat it.
    Just then, I will turn on the vacuum and he will be suck into a dustball.
    It is pleasant thought that Jerry will be in trouble and realize how smart I am.
    Shhh….. He is coming!!!!
    Please keep your fingers crossed 🙂

  29. Chrono (C1) permalink
    March 18, 2012 4:08 pm

    http://blog.daum.net/_blog/photoImage.do?blogid=0YZUM&imgurl=http://cfile215.uf.daum.net/original/1837884A4F5ECA6B3736BF

    There are two cats who always stick to box. Every cats like to roaming around, but these cats don’t do. EVery other cats are curious about why they don’t move.

    “Don’t you like sunshine out there? Don’t you want to bully tiny little mouses? there are lots of fun stuffs out of the box!!”

    The box cats replied, “Nah, I don’t wanna go out there. It’s very scary! I like being with my mum!”

    Where is the mum!? Actually, These cats were abandoned very long time ago so that they always be with boxes. This makes these cats think their box as mum.

    Actual mom and the box have little same things. It’s cozy, roomy and warmy. As the Box cats grows, the box mom is getting small, but the box cats always love their mom. The mom is with hers baby forever.

  30. Jess(C2) permalink
    March 18, 2012 6:12 pm

    http://www.google.co.kr/imgres?q=maths+joke+expand&um=1&hl=ko&newwindow=1&sa=N&biw=1366&bih=677&tbm=isch&tbnid=wrytWqn–x88BM:&imgrefurl=http://yeskarthi.wordpress.com/2006/08/21/math-jokes/&docid=17VD75Ax2x_edM&imgurl=http://static.flickr.com/80/220846761_5f1938fce9_m.jpg&w=240&h=220&ei=XoJlT–YNdDjmAXF1MiGCA&zoom=1&iact=hc&dur=391&sig=104600121703194710183&page=1&tbnh=149&tbnw=163&start=0&ndsp=19&ved=1t:429,r:3,s:0&tx=148&ty=128&vpx=645&vpy=170&hovh=176&hovw=192

    It’s been almost ten years from now since I’ve become a teacher at Sydney High School. I still remember that name, Peter Jenson. He was one of the students in my mathematics class at my first year of teaching , in 2001. Year 8 class it was. Despite their age, I was extremely nervous about running a class all on my own. I had a pressure inside my mind, ‘Are they actually listening to me?’ ‘Is my explanation good enough to make them clearly understand?’ ‘How can I more effectively engage all these students?’ and so on… I wasn’t even able to smile in front of the class and say simple word like “Hi!” or “Good Morning!” to my students. That’s how bad I was stressed about being perfect. However, I found out that no one can be perfect after all. And that we all make mistakes in life just like Peter did. I was able to smile in class and teach students with more confidence and less pressure after I saw Peter’s first trial exam paper. It might have been something more than a smile that Peter gave, he broke down all that tension inside me. I laughed so hard in my own time whilst making Peter’s paper and thought, teaching can be actually fun! And left a comment, ‘Very funny, Peter.’

  31. gom0509(C1) permalink
    March 18, 2012 7:23 pm

    http://www.consumernews.co.kr/news/view.html?gid=main&bid=news&pid=260781

    A couple went for a dinner at a gorgeous restaurant because it was their 1st anniversary. Kevin and Jane had a perfect time and he got her 20 roses with a beautiful necklace. After having the most perfect time, they went for a ride to the park. They both got a hot cup of coffee and sat down to talk. Kevin was only 23 and Jane was 20 and Kevin always wanted to show her how manly he can be to Jane. He even told her made up stories when he was in high school.

    Of course, Jane believed everything he told. Whenever he told her his past made up stories, Jane’s eyes started to shine more.

    Kevin and Jane went back to his car and drove away to her house. When they arrived at her house, she invited him up for a tea. He accepted and went down to parking lot. Kevin couldn’t find any space left just then, Jane saw a perfect parking space.
    However, he just went pass it, Jane was confused and when he came around at that space.

    Jane said, “Honey, why don’t you park there?”

    Kevin thought who would be brave enough to park between those two babies.

  32. Ohmygoodness permalink
    March 18, 2012 9:17 pm

    Hi everyone im a student taking CRW 2 this semester. Nice to meet u. I saw this picture through one of my friends. I love this picture because …just look isnt it funny? The baby is custumed a burrito at holloween. When i saw this picture i was like …this is soooo cute. Honestly, if i were the baby’s parents, i wouldn’t done that to my baby haha but it’s very creative. I know his or her parents love their baby, i think they just got idea at that time. So they made the baby to burrito and took that picture. Probably they laughed a lot that time. I have a lot of that kinds of babies picture are custumed something at holloween. You can ask me the pictures by E-mail. Feel free asking me that. 🙂

  33. HJE(T) permalink
    March 18, 2012 9:33 pm

    There is a fish bowl in my room. 2 gold fishes live there, and the bowl is so big like my bathtub. I have been thinking that my master treats me and the fishes unfair. He gave such a huge house to them, but I have no house from him. I just have slept under the table, even in cold weather. Moreover, he gives the fishes more food than me. That’s why I’m so skinny and the wicked fishes are chubby.

    It was the day when my master went shopping. I was having a restful nap like usual. Suddenly, I felt a drop of cold water and woke up. Fishes were watching me with big smiles on their faces. It seemed like sneer, so I went to their bowl angrily. Their smiles became laughing as I walked to them more and more. It made me irritated and I jumped to their bowl. I wanted to eat them in one mouth. However, I realized that I cannot swim at all after jumping. I finally fell into big, and deep bowl inevitably. I will revenge them someday.

  34. Ohmygoodness (c2) permalink
    March 18, 2012 10:14 pm


    Hi everyone. i forgot tagging a picture so i do again. In this picture, a baby is in burrito. He or she is costumed a burrito at holloween. I love this picture cause it’s sooo cute, isn’t it? when i saw this picture through my friend, i was like lol this is so cute and creative. The baby’s parents got idea about costuming their baby, so they did. It might seem they abous the baby to someone… but i know they love their baby a lot. It’s just for fun at holloween.
    Let me start making story about this picture. One day, holloween was comming, and a man and woman married were sitting down thier couch and their baby was sleeing on the cradle. They felt hungry so the man went to get some foods. He found a mexican resturant and bought some burrito. He came back home and they were starting eating burritos. Suddenly the woman saw burrito and her baby at the same time. She realized the bread of burrito looks like baby’s blanket. So she got idea to making her baby a burrito at holloween. Finally they made their baby to the burrito. This is the story about how the baby could be a burrito haha.
    I have other pictures that baby are costumed something. If you want to see other funny babies pictures, feel free to ask me by E-mail.

  35. Julie(C2) permalink
    March 18, 2012 10:19 pm

    Today is our 2 year anniversary. Jane and I made an appointment to meet at our favorite cafe where we first met. I bought some flowers and present for her. When I came into the cafe, I saw she was sitting by the window. I wanted to surprise her. So I came up to her and said “Happy anniversary! Thank you for being with me.” into her ears. But she did not made any response. I felt something was wrong. “Hum…” She began her sentence. “I’m really sorry but I have to tell you this… I think we should break up.. I have another person I like. Can we just be friends?” I could not say anything. After few minutes, I said “Okay” to her. I do not remember how I came to my apartment from the cafe. I did not want to show my tears to my roommate. Thinking about our memories, I dropped tears with pouring water from shower.

    http://blog.naver.com/0127jij/130134022040

  36. Ann(T) permalink
    March 18, 2012 10:25 pm

    One day, mother baked pancakes and called her family. First, Tom, her husband, came and looked pancakes. He who was full hit on a funny idea on a sudden and put a pancake on his face. As soon as he sit on the chair, he found a dog in the kitchen and put a pancake on its face. Then he waited someone and found his son walking here. His son saw his father and put a pancake on own face quietly. Finally his wife looked at them and put a pancake on own face naturally. Later mother of the family said ” why we are put a pancake on face and how long will this situation last?” but nobody answered and waited until someone found them ,laughed, taked a picture and asked them stop it.

  37. March 18, 2012 11:48 pm

    Do you know how does most of politician change their attitude?
    Before the election, I could not see that they were standing upright. Wherever they go, they always greet with a deep bow and appeal to the public to get a vote like a left cat in this picture. But, after the election, the politicians neck turned very stiff, and they never come to the market place, street and wherever people gathered. If someone ask to politicians why they did not listen to public’s opinion, not all but most of them would make their face like a right cat in this picture. I think they do not care about what public wants and needs. Is it occurred only Korea in the world?

  38. mintlover(C1) permalink
    March 18, 2012 11:55 pm

    http://www.google.co.kr/imgres?imgurl=http://www.snugart.com/thumb/6109/500&imgrefurl=http://www.snugart.com/artno/6109&usg=__T5ZVxYV6kvuicMjelI_VEGluzy0=&h=468&w=500&sz=363&hl=ko&start=27&zoom=1&tbnid=Wn9de2VTkNfzgM:&tbnh=122&tbnw=130&ei=I_dlT87pKKyUmQXcwOCUCA&prev=/search%3Fq%3D%25EC%258A%25AC%25ED%2594%2594%2B%25EB%258B%25AD%26start%3D21%26hl%3Dko%26newwindow%3D1%26sa%3DN%26gbv%3D2%26tbm%3Disch&itbs=1

    In this evening, mom said “Today, there is a tradesman who sell the chicken in front of supermarket. Honey, would you buy that small one?”
    My mom dosen’t like to eat chicken at ordinary times. She usually eats chicken only there are special events or family’s birthday. So I was so excited because I can eat chicken without any special reasons! Therefore, before she ended her speaking, I answered right away “YES!!”
    I ran to the supermarket and smiled BUT!!! I realized that the tradesman finished his work and put all things in order.
    OMG! It is not a common chance to eat chicken! But he said “Today, I sell all chickens, there’s nothing.”
    When I can get this special opportunity again?

  39. Cha Gyeong Ju permalink
    March 18, 2012 11:57 pm

    http://www.google.co.kr/imgres?q=%EC%9B%83%EA%B8%B4%EC%82%AC%EC%A7%84&hl=ko&newwindow=1&sa=X&biw=1024&bih=505&tbm=isch&prmd=imvnsula&tbnid=vP0GxT4_FsqTzM:&imgrefurl=http://blog.naver.com/PostView.nhn%3FblogId%3Dwjdgk8020%26logNo%3D100105259515&docid=6WiKiNme-fRCiM&imgurl=http://postfiles13.naver.net/20100512_188/wjdgk8020_1273668807847ibRIG_jpg/544_wjdgk8020.jpg%253Ftype%253Dw3&w=400&h=444&ei=LfVlT7bxJpGhiAeAyo3mBQ&zoom=1&iact=rc&dur=313&sig=112633072963595829300&page=5&tbnh=151&tbnw=136&start=70&ndsp=18&ved=1t:429,r:5,s:70&tx=96&ty=30

    Dear. doctor conor

    Oh my god. My boyfriend banny cheated on me again!
    He said that fall in love with me at first sight and asked me to date to him.
    We had such a woderful time. I thuoght we are made for each other.
    However, after he looked at my naked face, he changed everything.
    I don’t know what happend to him.

    p.s I enclose my photograph in this letter

  40. Ray(C2) permalink
    March 18, 2012 11:58 pm

    http://www.google.co.kr/imgres?q=%EC%9B%83%EA%B8%B4%EC%82%AC%EC%A7%84&hl=ko&newwindow=1&sa=X&biw=1024&bih=505&tbm=isch&prmd=imvnsula&tbnid=vP0GxT4_FsqTzM:&imgrefurl=http://blog.naver.com/PostView.nhn%3FblogId%3Dwjdgk8020%26logNo%3D100105259515&docid=6WiKiNme-fRCiM&imgurl=http://postfiles13.naver.net/20100512_188/wjdgk8020_1273668807847ibRIG_jpg/544_wjdgk8020.jpg%253Ftype%253Dw3&w=400&h=444&ei=LfVlT7bxJpGhiAeAyo3mBQ&zoom=1&iact=rc&dur=313&sig=112633072963595829300&page=5&tbnh=151&tbnw=136&start=70&ndsp=18&ved=1t:429,r:5,s:70&tx=96&ty=30
    Dear. doctor conor
    Oh my god. My boyfriend banny cheated on me again!
    He said that fall in love with me at first sight and asked me to date to him.
    We had such a woderful time. I thuoght we are made for each other.
    However, after he looked at my naked face, he changed everything.
    I don’t know what happend to him.
    p.s I enclose my photograph in this lette

  41. Austin(C2) permalink
    March 18, 2012 11:58 pm

    “It was a wonderful day ever in my life!”

    I’m Mike typhoon from Las Vegas, where people can enjoy the hottest boxing game in the world. Today, I have a world title boxing match with Mike tyson who has been a world heavyweight boxing champion for many years. To have a match with him, I’ve been doing my best on the boxing ring for 10 years.
    I’ve met Austin and Tom who are from Australia at the preliminary rounds of the final match. Even though they are much taller than I, I’ve knocked down Austin after Tom in the first round. Finally, I met Mike tyson on the ring! It was my dream as I had looked forward to fighting with him. More than 5000 people were watching a thrilling match with hearty cheers. First round, we were just looking each other for 3 minutes and I was really scared to death! Second round, I punched with all power I got with right fist and Mike tyson was floored on the ring. I put my hands up for joy as I did! Getting on the rounds, great crowds of spectators around the stadium shouted my name. “Go Typhoon! Go Typhoon! Go Typhoon!” Fifth round, it happened very quickly that Mike Tyson had bit my left ear. I had fell down on the ring and fainted. I heard chatter from somewhere and woke up. Opening my eyes, I saw many trees and beautiful sunshine around me. I thought there was a heaven. I felt thirsty. All of a sudden, I couldn’t help screaming as soon as I had been to river to drink water. A kangaroo shined on the water! Two men, who I’ve seen in my dream, are coming to me with a big fruit bucket and feeding me. They must be Austin and Tom.
    As you know, I AM A KANGAROO. It was my big dream!

  42. March 19, 2012 12:01 am

    http://cafe.naver.com/frogstock.cafe?iframe_url=/ArticleRead.nhn%3Farticleid=18395&
    http://100.naver.com/100.nhn?type=image&media_id=1463372&docid=854080

    Exetremely god’s control
    The strongest god of Hinduism Shiva has a son named Dapal. He also has many arms such as his mother shiva. however he did not want that friends know he isn’t nomal human. so he hid his arms and pretend to everybody that he has only 2 arms. Sometimes he feels very uncomfortable but he think that it have to be overcomed in order to live like ordinary human.
    One day, he got a girlfriend. he had no love exprience before, so he did everything she want. his lover doesn’t like that he was tardly in answering a message. he tried answer the message directly. But it was not possible to check and answer the message in classroom. In addition, his class teacher hates acts like that. Dapal have to decide whether use his extra arms or not. Eventually he can answer the message in class using god’s ability.
    those of picture is evidence that Dapal is son of god

  43. soojpoo (c2) permalink
    March 19, 2012 12:25 am

    http://cafe335.daum.net/_c21_/album_viewer?grpid=RGuK&fldid=DxFY&dataid=11700&mgrpid=&url=http%3A//pds71.cafe.daum.net/original/1/cafe/2008/03/26/20/04/47ea2dc501857&title=viewer

    Hello my fellow Kyung Hee University students and professors!
    My name is Theadore the Kat living in a happy family of three..ma and pa..and me 🙂
    Before i introduce myself..i guess i have to say that i am not one of those dumb looking cats in your houses yawning all day long at the corners of your living room. By now, many of you might wander about my special talent. So i am going to tell you little bit of my unordinary life as a cat. Since i was eight month old, i have been cooking and cleaning. And of course, i take showers by myself too! By the time i was four, i started studying diferrent languages including English, French, Chinese and Korean. One time i was watching TV alone at night, there was a robber broke into my house. I called 911 and therefore, he could not take a thing out of the house. The most clever thing about myself is that i have this special radar for locating those vicious rats. I have never failed in catching those little thieves except for this one time. There was a wicked rat named Jerry and from what i heard, he used to live in a zoo where he had to run around and hide from those scary lions and tigers. Maybe because of his previous life style at the zoo, he seriously runs in a speed of light! Today, i have set up an amazing plan to finally catch him. I placed a piece of his favorite cheese, shipped all the way from Italy, infront of the vaccum. As soon as he appears, i am going to quickly turn this machine on and such this little evil out of my sight for ever!

  44. Joe permalink
    March 19, 2012 1:01 am

    great new 🙂 thanks for valuable info!

  45. Energizer0105 (c1) permalink
    March 19, 2012 1:35 am

    Hello everyone~ ^^

    I’m gonna tell you somone’s a funny story.

    http://postfiles15.naver.net/20120319_286/naksm89_1332088444209DASEA_JPEG/asdfass.PNG?type=w2

    I have three brothers, when we were kids we used to travel to the coast and stay in a caravan. This particular time I was around 8 years old.

    Two of my brothers came with me, one younger and one older, we were accompanied by my grandmother (who incidentally was in her 60’s at the time)

    Anyway, one of the days a fight broke out between us, and I decided to seek my revenge on my two brothers.

    I carefully emptied the sugar bowl into the trash and refilled it with table salt, and waited.

    The next morning we all got up for breakfast and nan asked us what we wanted. I wanted cooked breakfast, and the others wanted cereal. My plan was working perfectly. She put the cereal in the bowls, filled the bowls up with milk and sprinkled sugar (or so she thought) over the breakfast cereal. It was going to be perfect.

    Then things started to go wrong. She then boiled the kettle and started to make a cup of tea…………with 2 sugars

    Before either of my brothers could eat a spoonful, she drank a great big glug of the tea (salted). Her face screwed up like a buldog chewing a wasp.

    Things didn’t really go down to well after that.

    She is now in her late 80’s, and when I see her these days, she can still remember that cup of tea – so can I.

    -End-

    ^-^

  46. Laura(C1) permalink
    March 19, 2012 11:30 am

    http://www.pyzam.com/funnypictures/details/6093

    When i was a high school student, we had a combined class for P.E. So before we had a P.E. class, all of my class mates looked pretty themselves. One day, in the P.E. class, we had a class for a vaulting horse. We had to be run out to jump on it in front of other students. I was so nerveus before I did it. But i tried with afraid of happening that will be something wrong. And after jumping it…………. i couldn’t see other student’s face. I didn’t remember that moment when i fall with a bump. When i found my mind, i was almost lying on the ground.

  47. Kij (c1) permalink
    March 19, 2012 12:48 pm

    http://postfiles11.naver.net/20111225_74/hang8974_132479876243225i13_JPEG/1.jpg?type=w3

    Hello everyone, nice to meet you My name is Sarah. By reviewing above picture, I am a dog(siberianhusky). My home is in siberia,in Russia but I’m currently staying in the Suwon , in KOREA. My family members are lovely son only. His name is Dovey. I have worries of my own that are unknown to others. This trouble is my son’s most impotantly examination.
    That exam name is DAT(Doglatic Aptitude Test). In Korea, he must pass th examination to get “Dog’s licence”. But Dovey is teenager!,rebellious child! (3 years old). I don’t think he can get a licence for a while reasons.(didn’t jump, didn’t bowel movement…etc)
    Finally, I decided to pray for my son in Buddhist temple. This activity period about 100 days.
    cheer me!! please support me!!
    Thank you

  48. claire (C2) permalink
    March 20, 2012 12:00 am

    there was a couple. They wanted to marry, so the man asked his father to permit the marriage. But his father never admitted their marriage. He just said No, giving no reason. So, They’re eventually broke up. Years later, He met a amazing woman. Her personality, appereance is like his father. He asked his father to permit marriage again. Father liked her so, he said “okay”. so, He introduced his fiance to his mother confidently. And surprisingly his mother hated her and never admitted her her daughter-in-law.
    My name is claire and my age is secret. I have handsome younger brother. And I love all kinds of sweet things especially chocolate. My hobby is pretending to lose weight. I’m always nervous whenever conor talk, because he mostly speaks fast ! He makes me concentrate on him .
    I really want to improve my English skill and get along with my classmates.

  49. Nora (T) permalink
    March 20, 2012 8:02 am

    http://cfile270.uf.daum.net/image/123AB04D4F3E271A04D6A2

    Hi, everyone! Let me tell you about my absurd story.
    My fiends and I planned a big party for powerful start of new semester. We prepared music and drink beforehand, and ordered a box of live human meat for party food at an internet shopping mall. And the party day was today. We received a big delivery. Yes, it was fresh humans! We were very excited because they looked so delicous. However, the happy moments did not last long. In delivery, there was the fresh lunch box, but it was locked and we didn’t recieve the key! We tried to find the key in the box set, but we couldn’t find, and the shopping mall don’t answer our phone call. Finally, we could eat nothing and just have been annoyed by humans’ crying. This is tragedy.

  50. March 20, 2012 11:20 pm

    Could you agree that young baby is able to play with dog? Additionally, Is it possible to deal with the dog like a toy? You can imagine what the picture is. I think it is possible according the following story.
    In the holiday afternoon, mother went out supermarket to buy some groceries. Father stayed at home. Because he had to care their young baby. However, he thought that it was okay to watch TV like a couch potato in the livingroom. At that moment, the baby slept in bed. Father checked his baby was sleeping and he was at ease to see the TV. He was into a fun and plunged into the couch. After 30 minutes, the baby was awakened from sleep. His father did not notice that happened. She crept silently toward the dog. And she caught dog’s leg and played with dog. The dog was surprised at the baby’s action and was cowed. The dog tried to watch for an opportunity to run away. However, it was not easy. Eventually, the dog failed to escape and the baby took the dog by his hands continuously until her mother came back home.

  51. March 21, 2012 12:16 am

    Have you ever read the book “Ugly Ducking?” Ugly Duck suffered from his different apperance compared to other ducks sibling. At that moment, if one duck who knows truth-ugly duck is not sibling tells ‘you are not difference. you resemble me and our mother.’ ugly duck won’t think ‘I am not alone.’ According to the story, we can think about what is white lie.

    One day, the dog named Cocoa lost his mother in childhood. The reason why was his mother dead in childbirth. Cocoa didn’t know what happened until now. The hen named Chicken saw the accident and she decided to take care Cocoa. But, Chicken had a baby named Chicky. He was not only young but also was needed mother’s love. Fourtunately, he had thoughtless. Thanks to his good personality, he regarded Cocoa as a sibling. Chicky got along with Cocoa. One evening, Chicky heard the secret of Cocoa’s birth. He confused and he didn’t know what should he do. He made up his mind to understand Cocoa’s situation. He offered his playing toys, foods and even sleeping seat. Chicken was sitting on Cocoa. Cocoa looked comfotable. Chicky watched him with evny. With the clock ticking down, he had hard time to endure keeping the secret. But he always says “Cocoa, you are my brother.”

  52. Stella(C1) permalink
    March 24, 2012 12:33 pm

    Before Steve jobs died, he wanted to make something special except electronic things. He thought about I-car, I-flower, and so on, but that is not special things that everyone cannot devise. He was suffered from inventing. Then one day, he and his family went to picnic with apple which is their pet. Even he went to the picnic, he was still thinking about new product. Suddenly, his son came to him with shouting, “Apple had a shit!! I need your help to clean it.” he said. Jobs stopped thinking and picked plastic bag to clean Apple’s shit. “Where is he?” Jobs asked. “Over there! under the Apple tree!” his son replied. When Jobs went near the apple tree and saw apple’s shit, he thought of a novel idea all of a sudden. “What a great idea!!” he shouted and went his office right away. A few days later, Apple announced their new product, ‘I-shit’.

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